THE QUIZ1. Why is Set wandering?(A) An ancient machine built by the Loonies to track down their lost brothers.
(B) A god writhing in torment in the center of the planet.
(C) Subquantum interactions between the meatscapes and natural anomalous energies on the planet.
(D) No one knows, no one cares, nobody's stupid enough to find out.
(E) Forgot where it left its car keys.
2. Who are the Loonies?(A) Paramilitary survivalists hiding in fortresses across Set.
(B) Crazed cultists worshiping a vast pantheon of traveller gods.
(C) The survivors of a biblical apocalypse reaching for glory long past.
(D) An alien coalition formed to save the galaxy from an extrauniversal supercorporation.
(E) Who are you and why are you in my hole?
3. Who are the Space Loonies?(A) The last survivors of a once-great alien armada, left in tatters across orbit.
(B) The chief champions of Fegroider, the frenzied god-king of the High Wilderness.
(C) The Loonies, but in space.
(D) The Loonies, but in space. Aliens, too.
(E) We did not give you permission to dock.
4. Who is the Cult of Meat?(A) A vast collection of meat monsters mind-tethered to the god in Set's core.
(B) The spawn of the MEATZONE, incorrectly interpreted as a cult.
(C) The tenders of the meatscapes and a self-admitted death cult.
(D) An ancient death cult risen from the depths to bring the apocalypse to Set.
(E) ew
5. Who is Franky?(A) NO
(B) NO(C) NO(D) NO(E) WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS
6. Who was the first alliance of Looney bunkers on Set?(A) The Pioneer Alliance
(B) The Pioneer Network
(C) The Loonies Alliance
(D) The First Network
(E) Just, like, five guys and some weirdo alien.
7. Why are the Space Loonies unable to land on Set?(A) Poor immune health.
(B) Lacking survival skills.
(C) Ships made exclusively for space travel.
(D) All of the above.
(E) It stinks!
8. Which of these names is canonically recognized by the Cult of Meat?(A) FLINTSTONE CHESTBEARD
(B) CLUBROCK BLASTBOLT
(C) CLIFFPUNT HANGSAW
(D) ANGRYANGER ANGER-RAGE
(E) Turok, Dinosaur Hunter.
9. What is the average level of technology on Set's surface?(A) The Information Age.
(B) The late Stone Age.
(C) The early Industrial Age.
(D) The early Iron Age.
(E) Superweapons disabled.
10. What intelligent species is the most common on Set?(A) Pseudocrustaceans
(B) Humans
(C) Redworlders
(D) Zaschia
(E) I refuse to acknowledge the existence of any species but my own.
11. What is the deepest explored part of Set?(A) The underground.
(B) The core.
(C) The Gate of Legend.
(D) The Chambers of Myth.
(E) That's nasty, I'm not answering this.
12. Where is most of Set's orbital population located?(A) Low orbit.
(B) High orbit.
(C) The Scuttler Slice.
(D) The Lost Reach.
(E) Space!
13. What were the Splinter Wars?(A) The exodus of aliens from Set's surface to orbit.
(B) The invasion of the Third Invaders and the collapse of the Pioneer Network.
(C) The arrival of the Zaschia and their genocide of the orscruft.
(D) A civil war fought by the Loonies of the Pioneer Network prior to the First Jump.
(E) The great clash of chainsaws and axes between lumberjacks across the world.
14. Who were the blackworlders?(A) The Lightless of the Cult of Meat's lore.
(B) Dark creatures that absorbed all light around them.
(C) Energy beings with seeming omniscience.
(D) A myth invented by the redworlders to legitimize their abandonment of their history.
(E) You'll be hearing from my lawyer after this.
15. What is a geodisplacement event?(A) A mass migration of landmasses across Set during a jump.
(B) The upheaval of a major structure from the Chambers of Myth.
(C) An enormous earthquake from the Magma Layer.
(D) A major explosion on Set's surface as a result of a derelict bomb.
(E) A high-poly terrain modelling technique based on satellite imagery.
16. How do you survive being infested by meat?(A) You don't.
(B) Simply remove the meat.
(C) Cauterization and bloodletting in the affected region.
(D) Pleading to the Loonies or Cult of Meat, or a hacksaw.
(E) PLEASE GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE
17. Who of these holds the highest level of technology on Set?(A) The city of Cloneston.
(B) The Loonies.
(C) The Space Loonies.
(D) The Cult of Meat.
(E) Well, I know this one guy who can make a shotgun out of a paperclip and a bendy straw.
18. What is Set's other name?(A) Earth.
(B) Erf.
(C) Urf.
(D) Ra.
(E) Steve.
19. How do towns usually trade with eachother?(A) Through barter.
(B) Through Looney currencies.
(C) Through a mix of barter and Looney currencies.
(D) With their own currencies.
(E) Bottle caps.
20. Who was the first to settle Set?(A) A single redworlder arrived first, followed by a human.
(B) The Zaschia.
(C) Humanity.
(D) No one's really quite sure.
(E) I was here first, you can't prove me wrong.
21. Which of these species is not sentient?(A) Pseudocrustaceans.
(B) The paleworlders.
(C) Glass sirens.
(D) The unionites.
(E) Are you mocking me?
22. Where is the Well of Japes located?(A) The continent of Patzaghd.
(B) The Baclama Desert.
(C) The Writhing Abyss.
(D) High orbit.
(E) Argent D'Nur.
23. Who of these were part of the earliest incarnation of the Cult of Meat?(A) Dennis Morris.
(B) Jaiz'Kles.
(C) Aram Basili.
(D) Irai'Ressa.
(E) Malcom Betruger.
24. What was the Native Uplifting Agreement?(A) A peace accord reached by the remnants of the Third Invaders with the Pioneer Network.
(B) An agreement by the Zaschia to assist the Pioneer Network in securing their lost bunkers.
(C) The evacuation of the sorassan prior to their homeworld's destruction.
(D) An attempt at settling a close-by planet in an effort to preserve some of Set's endangered species.
(E) The worst mistake anyone has ever made,
ever.
25. Is superluminal travel possible in Erfbound?(A) Yes, but it is expressly forbidden by the Space Loonies.
(B) Yes, and it is regularly used in orbital transit.
(C) No, and its research is expressly forbidden by the Space Loonies.
(D) No, and there is no way it could ever be achieved.
(E) Three hundred explosive barrels. One imp.
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